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March 25 2017

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March 24 2017

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things I love about this

  • someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail
  • the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail
  • “live harmless reptile”
  • her face
  • the tortoise’s face

Thats a fucking snapping turtle

Her face says this is bad but not the worst thing she has seen

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That’s actually pretty helpful. (via dosh_jonaldson)

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March 23 2017

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“Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck.”

Sculpture by Erik Christianson.

I’m not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.

How dare women try to have nipples.

Actually I’ve seen this before and I can tell you— it’s because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone they’d expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.

ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the ‘fierce hell cats’ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain ‘Calico Jack’ Rackham’s crew - they were the only two known female pirates in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT, when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.

Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonny’s final words to him were, “Had you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.” Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know. 

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March 22 2017

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March 21 2017

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Proof that someone has bitched and will bitch about young peoples’ technology throughout all of time and space.

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dogs-of-peace said: 

I am regularly disgusted by what I see in my Facebook feed.


Ah yes. I had to listen to an “inspirational speaker” whose main message was “exercise and just stop taking pills!!!” a few weeks ago through a work event. Yay. Lovely. 

fixed it


fuck you I’m gonna eat a mountain too

self care is washing down your meds with an entire mountain then fistfighting god in a target parking lot

Are Millennials really that bad? Yes.
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March 20 2017

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I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread

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Man killed by french assassin (Graphic)

Widowmaker finally lands a kill

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my utopia

The drag queen from this photo has spoken up about the photo.

I won’t speak for all liberals, but I’d like to see a future where it isn’t a big deal for a woman in full modesty garb to sit next to a drag queen in NYC. It’s become a bit of a sensation, but her and I were just existing. The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you is a freedom we all deserve.

The central irony is that this isn’t some hypothetical future–it’s just present day reality. This is a picture of two ordinary people going about their normal lives despite how haters want to politicize it lmao. So the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

this got better and more to the point! 

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